One-liner takes of game engines based only on their names

My book is nearing final production stages now (had to bring it up at least once in the thread, there now we’re over it!) and in writing the Preface I found myself writing a chunk of text that is utterly unsuitable for the book but terribly suitable to post here.
Here’s the bit - come up with a one-line :fire: take that boils down all the hopes and aspirations embodied in a game engine’s name.

Have fun and stay classy San Diego!


Unity – let’s get together!

Unreal – I can’t believe what I’m seeing!

Frostbite – This looks so cool I’m gonna lose my fingertips!

CryEngine – Oh man, this is so beautiful I’m crying!

Godot – (english accent) Oy, been waiting here fr’all this time, least the scenery be nice!

Babylon.js – SPACESHIPS SPACE-PIRATE SHIPS ARE THE COOLEST AND OH YEA I RUN IN A BROWSER!

let me correct this for you (@PirateJC) -
Babylon.js - PIRATE SHIPS ARE THE COOLEST AND OH YEA I RUN IN A BROWSER!

:slight_smile:

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Let me correct the correct for you (so there can be peace between @Deltakosh and @PirateJC )
Babylon.js - SPACE PIRATE SHIPS ARE THE COOLEST AND OH YEA I RUN IN A BROWSER!

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See folks? That’s what I call iteration FTW!

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I corrected the corrected correction to include the (now) obligatory ‘-‘ in Space-Pirate. Gotta represent correctly!

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LOL Man I love this community! LOL

This thread is stamped as “100% Pirate Approved!”

Johnny Depp Fangirl Challenge GIF

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Speaking of space pirates, it was cool to see that theme come up in For All Mankind season 3! NASA, Helios, Russians etc all competing to land the first person on Mars … and NASA had a trick up their sleeve!

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